THE GOLF BALL...

A man staggers into an emergency room with two black

eyes & a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

Naturally the doctor asks him what happened.

"Well, it was like this," said the man, "I was having a quiet round
of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of
cows.

We went to look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed one
of the cows had something white at its rear end.

I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my
wife's golf ball--stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt.

That's when I made my mistake."

"What did you do?" asks the doctor.

"Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks
like yours!'"