That joke is so old that even Henny Youngman doesn't remember who he stole it from.

Here are some old Henny jokes ...

o My wife is getting kinky, she said she wanted to make love in the backseat of my car. Yeah, and she wanted me to drive.

o I overhead my wife telling a friend that she screams during sex. I said: "I never heard you scream?" She said: "You're never around."

o My wife is such a bad cook, that all the flies in the neighborhood chipped in the repair our screen windows.

o And finally: Take my wife ... please.