"MY GAWD! WHAT HATH I WROUGHT?"... Jim Follis

Jim, last time I looked, Pam is listed in the club directory as member #3872-A.

Seems to me, you should have smelled that progression to the next step coming!

I'm afraid that Pam is now aflicted with the same infectious disease we all have. Either take her for immediate withdrawal treatment or else face up to the inevitable consequences!