I thought our "multi-cultural" bunch might enjoy this:

You're on the West Coast when . . .

You make over $250,000 and still can't afford to buy your own house.
The high school quarterback calls a time out to answer his cell phone.
The fastest part of your commute is going down your driveway.
You know how to eat an artichoke.
Your first job was as an extra in a movie.
You drive to your neighborhood block party.

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You're in Alaska when . . .

You only have four spices: salt, pepper, ketchup and Tabasco.
Halloween costumes fit over parkas.
Your first job was feeding sled dogs.
You have more than one recipe for moose...yes...it is spelled right...not
mousse.
Sexy lingerie is anything flannel with less than eight buttons.
The four seasons are: winter, still winter, almost winter, and construction.

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You're in the South when . . .

You get a movie and bait in the same store.
"Ya'll" is singular and "all ya'll" is plural.
After a year you still hear, "You ain't from 'round here, are ya?"
Your first job was loading watermelons.
"He needed killin' " is a valid defense.
When you give someone a ride in your car, you say, "I carried him to the store."

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You're in Colorado when . . .

You carry your $3,000 mountain bike atop your $500 car.
You tell your husband to pick up Granola on his way home and he stops at the day care.
Your first job was bussing tables at a ski resort.
The top of your head is bald, but you still have a ponytail.
Your bridal registry is at REI.

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You're in the Midwest when . . .

You've never met any celebrities, but the mayor knows your name.
Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor.
You have had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" on the same day.
You end sentences with a dangling preposition: "Where's my coat at?"
Your first job was hauling hay or throwing newspapers.
When asked how your trip was to any exotic place, you say, "It was different."

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A couple of them I didn't understand...I guess because I'm not in those regions.