He, who is known by many names in the temple of the gambler. He is the protector of all cards. He often holdeth the aces of pockets. Yet, to giveth lesser men an opportunity to prosper, he sitteth out to dealeth, and thus he giveth thou cards, and he toketh thy generous offerings. He can fill a house with merely a lowly seven and an even lowlier deuce, the two being of different factions. He rooteth out false testimony from those who dareth to challenge him at his table. He knoweth when thou speaketh with the tongue of an asp, calleth thou on thou's bullsh*t, and raketh the pot, with thou gnashing thy teeth and weeping as a child from the house of Hellmuth.