Speaking Of Xmas Here's My Story >>
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Well, now Thanksgiving is safely past,
More turkey eaten this year than last,
More stuffing stuffed, more yams jammed,
Into our mouths using both hands,
Cole slaw in slews, biscuits by twos,
All of us too fat to fit in our shoes.

All the kids love this season.
And they have good reason,
To dream all year of that special eve,
Because they truly and deeply believe,
The gift of giving from jolly man that flies the sky,
With toys and goodies galore, no lie!

He’ll soon be up there and on his way,
In a maximum-cool, cherry-red sleigh,
With camouflage stars on the underside,
Taking the wildest of all thrill rides,
Like a roller coaster on tracks of air,
Pulled by reindeer harnessed in pairs.

So someday soon, they’ll put up a tree.
Why only one? Maybe two, maybe three,
Deck It with tinsel and baubles bright,
It’ll be an amazing and wonderful sight,
String colored lights out on the roof,
Pray none are broken by Rudolph’s hoof.
Salt down the shingles to melt the ice,
If Santa fell, it just wouldn’t be very nice…

So let’s look ahead to the big holiday,
That’s coming, coming, coming our way,
I’m sure you know just what day I mean,
It’s not Easter Sunday, not Halloween,
It’s not a day to be sad or listless,
It’s a day of wonder. It’s Christmas !!