Anyone out there collect Casino Wristbands? To get into the Hustler, one now needs to enter the south door and scan a driver's license. The guard then gives you a wristband and you may enter. No idea on whether the colors change with the days of the week but that would sound like a logical step.

To get my wristband, we must travel to a Fundamentalist Islamic country, I will steal a Buffalo (mmmmmooooo!), get arrested, the Judge will read his Quran and pronounce my sentence to be cutting off of my right hand, then you can grab the wristband.

While we're in a Screwylouie Contest Frame of Mind - can anyone spot the difference in the Hustler $1 chips?