Latest news reports advise that a cell of 4 terrorists have been
operating in West Virginia.

Police advised earlier today that 3 of the 4 have been detained.

The Head of the West Virginia State Police stated that the terrorists
"Bin Stealin" "Bin Drinkin" and "Bin Fightin" have been arrested on
immigration issues.

The Police advise further that they can find no one fitting the
description of the fourth cell member, "Bin Workin", in the area.

Police are confident that anyone who looks like "Workin" will be very
easy to spot in the community.