I received an email from a friend concerning the posts about a girl named Kelly that were made yesterday. It was then that I realized there are several newer people on this board who don't know what we were talking about. It is very difficult and I know I will have to stop to wipe a tear from my eye but I feel I must tell the rest of you the true story of Kelly------------------------Kelly was a car hop at a little Sonic Drive Inn in Southern Kansas. She was also the lover of the owner, lets call him Greg. One day Greg caught Kelly putting real milk in the milk shakes, they had a terrible fight and Kelly left town. She moved out east to pursue her dream of becoming a brain surgeon/exotic dancer. It was there that she met a young goverment worker and fell in love, let's call him Bob. Things were great for a while, but it wasn't long before the evil Sonic owner managed to track her down, you see, when she left Kansas she had taken half of his chip collection with her, which she sold on ebay. Fearing for her safety, she fled Virginia. Few people know she was carrying Bob's love child. She settled in Las Vegas and gave birth to a bouncing baby boy, she named the little bugger Rene(Gee, I wonder what ever became of him). Life was a succesion of Men and low paying jobs, but she just couldn't let the evil Sonic owner find her, the very thought of going back to Kansas and serving imitation hamburgers repulsed her. Just when she thought she had hit bottom she met a much older man and fell in love again, lets call him Gene. Gene was good to Kelly and little Rene, he even taught them both the chip business and in a short period of time they were blessed with another child, yes another boy that they named Pete. Now I know what you are hoping, the boys grew up and they all lived happily ever after, but that ain't what happened, they got divorced 6 months later, Kelly moved to Parump and became a hooker, Gene is working in a poker room, nobody knows what happened to little Pete and Rene, and the evil Sonic owner lost all of his hair and never found Kelly or his chips. Now you know the rest of the story.