Well that’s an easy one. Oprah’s a racist!

I wonder what our morally superior chippers above think of what I collect. The first chip shows a swastika (Indian good luck symbol), the next chip might have belong to the Klan, the third chip is from an endangered species, the last chip is stolen property from the Flamingo.

So, although I would like to feel better than you because of what you collect, I haven’t got a leg to stand on.