When entering the Sovereign Republic of Baronia, one must wave at the gate-keeper. Once inside, we can have a race to see who loses the most money on the slots the quickest.* It's better if you play on a rainy day, you amass more points. Then off to the buffet to cash in those points and eat some oysters fished out of the lake beside the golf course.
Glad I found that Baron Long story, and it answered my longstanding question, why the Indians are the Baron Long Tribe.
* Casino slogan, posted on huge billboards, is "Loosest Slots in California." Ja, jiminy, I loosest the most money there.
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