He just ordered ALL Californians to stay at home for the next month, and all retail establishments to close!

https://6abc.com/health/california-governor-orders-entire-state-to-stay-home/6029939/

A few exceptions: hardware stores (good lobbying, Home Depot!), journalists (so they can photograph empty streets), gas stations, and grocery stores (but only those offering toilet paper). We wonder if movie production companies will be able to film The Great Zombie Invasion by training the cameras . . . on just about any street.

Not exactly explained - who's gonna pick the lettuce in the fields and get it to the grocery stores? Who delivers that gasoline? Maybe Zombie truck drivers?

This is gonna be bad. Apparently the Governor's wife, affectionately known here as The First Beech, really, really got in a snit-fit about the snide comments in the San Jose Mercury News and elsewhere about her toilet paper disaster. Maybe the Highway Patrol will start entering private homes & requisitioning our rolls, next?

Oh, yeah, Chase Bank will close on Saturdays and at 4 PM daily, with hours of operation possibly growing less each week - other banks will likely follow suit.