Because . . . I just couldn't let a Year Without Insults go by. C',mon, we just have to follow the old traditions.

A happy and prosperous 2020 to all Chippers (you, too, Rich), their friends, family and helpers, and may you find those elusive chips that you've been searching for. And some nice new ones, too!

Phwwweeeeee! J. Eric blows his whistle and tosses cyber-confetti over everyone, messing up floors and carpets throughout the land.