'Most every year I carve a pumpkin in the likeness of some deserving soul, but the store had sold out of them yesterday, so I got a melon instead. Some years, it's a good person, other times it's a demonic or evil one. This year, evil won out. Can you guess the identity of the melon-model? (His real name is not well known but he went by an alias - very topical person - NCR.)

We add a scary chip to keep this CR of sorts! Happy Halloween (unless you don't choose to celebrate).