I TOSSED IN A $5.00 BILL SINCE I HAVE NEVER GAMBLED IN A 7-11. SO FUNNY TO SEE THESE 5 MACHINES IN A 7-11 BUT I HAD TO CROSS THIS OFF MY BUCKET LIST.

I WAS DEALT TWO ACES SO OF COURSE I HAD TO SPLIT THEM SINCE THE DEALER HAD A MEASLY 3 SHOWING. NOW I WAS ALL IN FOR $10 SMACKERS AND MY FRIEND HAMILTON WAS NOT GONNA TO LEAVE ME WITHOUT A FIGHT SINCE I STILL HAVE SOME LAS VEGAS CHIPS TO BUY.
IN THE END, I WAIVED GOODBYE TO MY CLOSE FRIEND HAMILTON AND SAID HELLO TO MY BETTER FRIEND ANDREW JACKSON.

I TOLD HAYDEN TO GET OUR SLURPEES, CHEESE, CHOCOLATE MILK AND SMART WATER AND HEAD TO THE CASH REGISTER STAT BEFORE I HAD ANOTHER BRIGHT IDEA. SINCE THE MACHINE DID NOT SPIT OUT A TICKET, I WASN’T SURE WHAT TO DO. I LOOKED AT THE SCREEN AND SAW THE WORDS “HAND PAY $20.00, CALL ATTENDANT”.
I WAS STANDING THERE LIKE A DUFUS SINCE I ONLY SAW ONE NICE LADY THERE WHO WAS VERY BUSY WITH 5-6 PEOPLE IN LINE TO PAY. SHE FINALLY LOOKED OVER AND SAID THOSE BEAUTIFUL WORDS I YEARN TO HEAR “I HAVE YOUR MONEY BEHIND THE COUNTED HUN”. I LOOKED AT HER, LICKED MY LIPS AND TOLD HER THANK YOU AS I HEADED UP TO THE COUNTER TO COLLECT MY BOUNTY. THE NICE LADY EVEN TOLD ME ALL THE TOURISTS DO THE SAME THING SO I FELT A LITTLE BETTER.

THE SUPER NICE 7-11 WORKER ALSO TOLD ME SINCE I WAS GAMBLING, MY SLURPEE WAS FREE AND HAYDEN’S WAS ON SALE FOR $1.00. BY THIS TIME, I WAS THINKING HOW TO TELL MY AWESOME WIFE HOW I WAS GOING TO DIVORCE HER AND MARRY THIS ANGEL OF THE 7-11 GODS.

FINALLY, I SNAPPED OUT OF IT AND PAID MY BILL. HAYDEN AND I BOTH LEFT 7-11 HAPPIER THEN WE EVER BEEN AFTER BUYING OUR SLURPEES.

SORRY ABOUT THE BLURRY PICTURE. HAYDEN DID IT!