I didn't buy a Christmas Present for my WIFE!!!
I could throw up to you all so many lame lamented excuses, but here it is Christmas Day.
My loving better chipp'n Chipper Half is still sleeping.
Do you think nicely saying to her, "This year and all the years we have been happily married, You are my Bestest Present.
And I too, am YOURS.
But just in case......
I'LL HAVE MY CAR KEYS IN MY POCKET, READY TO JUMP UP AND DRIVE TO 7-11
TO BUY ALL THE MILK CHOCOLATE, HOSTESS TWINKIES, HOHOS AND DING-DONGS!!!
Wish me luck!
But if you all don't see me in June, please call the HNL Police!!
Aloha,
Q.Kamm
PS>. I just wish she wouldn't always carry that baseball bat!!!