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The Chip Board Archive 25

A few (more)things you should never do in a casino

Throw your cards (or your drink, or anything else) at the dealer.

Bend or crease your cards.

Bang on or hit a slot machine.

Comment on another card-player's lack of skill ("You numbskull! You shoulda split that blackjack hand!").

Try inserting fake chips, or chips from another casino, into your stack at a table.

Make off with "forbidden" chips such as Tournament ones.

Drive away in that fabulous new car you won. (They don't have gasoline in the tanks. Think. Would a casino display a car with 20 gallons of explosive gas???)

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A few things you should never do in a casino
Re: A few things you should never do in a casino
So right, Ryan.
T or F: Don't pick up money on the floor ~~~
true
Correct also credits left on slot can go to jail
Don't stiff your dealer
Re: A few things you should never do in a casino
How about learn how to play the gams before you do
Re: A few things you should never do in a casino
Re: A few things you should never do in a casino
Re: A few things you should never do in a casino
IF THEY HAVE HANDS BIGGER THAN YOURS RICH, U RUN!
Re: IF THEY HAVE HANDS BIGGER THAN YOURS RICH, U R
That sounds like the voice of experience grin
I HAVE SEEN SOME MAN-WOMEN...
A few (more)things you should never do in a casino
One more. Never indulge in a trade session with ~~

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