[Fair warning: this may be slightly off-color for you younger viewers...]

Groucho hosted a 50's TV game show called "You Bet Your Life"... he once asked a contestant how many children she had... the woman proudly replied, "Groucho, my husband and I have 11 children"... without missing a beat Groucho raised his eyebrows and quipped, "Lady, I love my cigar, but I take it out once in awhile."