WHEN YOU READ THIS .... THINK ABOUT ALL OF THE OLD FASHIONED CANDY BARS ....

The Candy Bar Love Story

One “Payday” … Mr. “Good Bar” wanted a “Bit O’ Honey” … so he took Miss “Hershey” for a ride on the “Nestle” Parkway where you could see “Snow-Caps” as they arrived at the “Powerhouse” on the corner of “Clark” and “5th. Ave.” He began to feel her “Mounds” and that was pure “Almond Joy” … which made his “Tootsie Roll”! He Let out a “Snicker” she tried to stop him, but he said don’t be a “Cadbury” … and his “Butterfingers” went up Miss “Hershey’s” “Kit Kat” which caused a “Milky Way” …. She screamed “O’Henry” and then squeezed his “Zag Nuts” with a “Crunch”… until his was “Good & Plenty”… afterwards … Miss “Hershey” confessed … you must be from “Mars” …you were even better than the “3 Musketeers”. Soon Miss “Hershey” became a bit “Chunky” and nine months later she delivered a “Baby Ruth”.