When he first came to the US from Domadazzelliopenstrutzzi, he decided to employ a general contractor to build his dream home and handle everything. He requested that every room have a statue... though, when the contractor heard of the request, he questioned this as to why, and my grandfather simply explained that it would be nice to have... and, when the contractor asked exactly what type of statue he wanted, my grandfather said the same type as everyone else has; one with a bell that rings... Sure sounded normal to me since that's how all of them are all over the world.
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