In case you don't know this joke I work at Lowe's on the weekends. Doug definitely has too much time on his hands. I think its time for an intervention as he suffers from PES (Post Election Syndrome). The only cure is to volunteer him for club duties. I have some special projects for him namely he could head up our complaint department or be the donut and coffee runner at the next convention or better yet be in charge of the chip cleaning committee. That will surely wipe that grin off his face. I would also suggest we change his name to Doug "Chuckles " Smith.
All Kidding aside I'm glad to see you smiling and having fun.
Enjoy your retirement.
Sincerely
Jerry
Incidentally the Lowe's I work at was robbed a few months ago but not by Rob
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