You like to selectively pick 'n choose words.

I referred to "nice old geezer named Sheldon" and "A helpful 'ol gal"

I refer to you as "the jerk off the desk" - perhaps I should condense the 1st and 2nd words or hyphenate it.

BTW, I often refer to myself as an 'ol fart.

As previously noted, you seem have some type of a narcissistic personality disorder with an inflated self-importance, hypersensitivity to criticism and a sense of entitlement that compels you to require others to comply with your requests and quote others out of context.