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Two short jokes about blonde men...

A blond guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises
coming from the bedroom.

He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and
panting.

"What happened?!?" he says in panic.

"I'm having a heart attack!" cries the woman.

He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing,
his 4-year-old son comes up and says,"Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's
hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!"

The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom,
past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. And, sure
enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor.

"You rotten basterd," says the husband. "My wife is having a heart attack
and you're running around naked and scaring the kids!!!"

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A blind guy sits down at a bar and shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear
a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke,
you should know something. Our bartender is blonde, the bouncer is
blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2,
weighs 225 pounds and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5"
pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it,
Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

"Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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