The Chip Board
Custom Search
   


The Chip Board Archive 25

grin NCR ~ Tuesday Humor, May 2nd...

.
.
GREAT TRUTHS

1. In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless
man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress.
--John Adams

2. If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do
read the newspaper you are misinformed.
--Mark Twain

3. Suppose you were an idiot. and suppose you were a member of
Congress. But then I repeat myself.
--Mark Twain

4. I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is
like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by
the handle.
--Winston Churchill

5. A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend
on the support of Paul.
--George Bernard Shaw

6. A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man,
which debt he proposes to pay off with your money.
--G. Gordon Liddy

7. Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey
and car keys to teenage boys.
--P.J. O'Rourke,Civil Libertarian

8. Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a
few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate
it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.
--Ronald Reagan(1986)

9. I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the
facts.
--Will Rogers

10. If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see
what it costs when it's free!
--P. J. O'Rourke

11. No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature
is in session.
--Mark Twain(1866)

12. Talk is cheap, except when Congress does it.
--Anonymous

13. The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the
blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing
of misery.
-- Winston Churchill

14. The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is
that the taxidermist leaves the skin.
-- Mark Twain

15. There is no distinctly Native American criminal class, save
Congress.
--Mark Twain

16. What this country needs are more unemployed politicians
--Edward Langley, Artist (1928-1995)

17. A government big enough to give you everything you want,
is strong enough to take everything you have.
--Thomas Jefferson

FIVE BEST SENTENCES

1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating
the wealthy out of prosperity.

2. What one person receives without working for, another person
must work for without receiving.

3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the
government does not first take from somebody else.

4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.

5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to
work, because the other half is going to take care of them, and
when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work,
because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that
is the beginning of the end of any nation!

Can you think of a reason for not sharing this? Neither could I.
.

.
.

.
.

Messages In This Thread

grin NCR ~ Tuesday Humor, May 2nd...
Re: grin NCR ~ Tuesday Humor, May 2nd...
Re: grin NCR ~ Tuesday Humor, May 2nd...
grin I agree, Dennis...
Re: grin I agree, Dennis...

Copyright 2022 David Spragg