...if they announced that you were going to be the main speaker at the banquet, I would be attending my first banquet.

Full disclosure: I bought tickets to go to a banquet about five years ago. I wasn't able to go because I was lying in bed the entire day with back spasms and wasn't able to pick up my packet with the tickets in them. So while it would be my first banquet, it would be my second ticket. Feel disappointed after reading all that? I'm sorry that last couple of sentences was a complete time vampire.

Still reading? My, you must REALLY have nothing to do!!