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Definitely an oldie...

Two Men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke.

One asks the other guy if he has a lighter.

He replies “Yes I do!” and hands the other a 10 inch long BIC lighter.

Surprised the guy asks “Where did you get this?”

The guy replies “Oh I have a personal genie.”

The first man asks “Can I make a wish? ”

"Sure," says the other man “Just make sure that you speak clearly
'cause he is a little hard of hearing”

“Ok. I will” says the other as he rubs the lamp a genie appears and
asks the man what he wants.

The man says ” I want a Million Bucks.”

The genie says, "OK," and goes back to his bottle.

10 seconds later a million ducks fly overhead.

The guy says to the other, ”Your genie really DOES suck at hearing
doesn't he?”

The other man replies “I know, do you really think I asked for a
10 inch BIC?”
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