A � firefighter was working on the engine outside the Station, when he �
noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little � ladders hung off
the sides and � a garden hose tightly coiled � in the middle. �
The � girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet.
The � wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.
The � firefighter walked over to take a closer look.
'That � sure is a nice fire truck,' the firefighter said with � admiration.
'Thanks,' the girl replied. � The firefighter looked � a little closer. The
girl had tied the wagon to her dog's � collar and to the cat's testicles. �
'Little � partner,' the firefighter said, 'I don't want to tell you how to �
run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the � cat's collar, I
think you could go faster. � ' � � � � �
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The little � girl replied thoughtfully, 'You're probably right, but then I �
wouldn't have a siren.' � � � � |