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An oldie, but still valid...

If you haven’t heard from Maxine in a while, this should wake you up. Enjoy!!

Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country lately:
illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida
... not me - I concentrate on solutions for the problems - it's a win-win situation.

* Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.
* Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levees.
* Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.

Any other problems you would like for me to solve today? Yes!
Think about this:
1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments

COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic
our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago,
right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her
calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 12 million illegal aliens wandering
around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

THE CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq .... why don't we just give
them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200
years, and we're not using it anymore.

THE 10 COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse
or statehouse is this - you cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal', 'Thou Shalt Not Commit
Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians
... it creates a hostile work environment.

Also, think about this ... if you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone
- stand up, grow a pair and dare to be politically incorrect.

"If you do not take an interest in the affairs of your government, then you are doomed
to live under the rule of fools."
- Plato

Roughly 21 days to go...