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The discerning and astute Revenoor from out west, sent this one
abouta senior guy and his sexy neighbor...

My Neighbor

She's single... She lives right across the street. I can see her place
from my kitchen window. I watched as she got home from work
this evening. I was surprised when she walked across the street,
up my driveway and knocked on the door.

I opened the door, she looked at me and said, “I just got home,
and I have this strong urge to have a good time, dance, get drunk,
and have unrestrained wild sex tonight. Are you doing anything?”

I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm free!"

"Great," she said. "Can you watch my dog?"

Being a senior citizen, really sucks!

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