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grin NCR ~ Friday Humor, June 10th...

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I received this one from no less than 4 people, so I'm compelled to share...

Last Saturday afternoon, in Washington, DC an aide to Mrs. Hillary Clinton
visited the Cardinal of the Catholic cathedral in Washington.

He told the Cardinal that Mrs. Clinton would be attending the next mass,
and he asked if the Cardinal would kindly point out Mrs. Clinton to the
congregation and say a few words that would include calling Hillary a saint.

The Cardinal replied, "No. I don't really like the woman, and there are issues
of conflict with the Catholic Church over certain of Mrs. Clinton's views."

Clinton's aide then said, "Look, I'll write a check here and now for a donation
of $100,000 to your church if you'll just tell the congregation you see Mrs.
Clinton as a saint."

The Cardinal thought about it and said, "Well, the church can use the money,
so I'll work your request into tomorrow's sermon."

As Clinton's aide promised, Clinton appeared for the Sunday worship and seated
herself prominently at the forward left side of the center aisle. As promised, at
the start of his sermon, the Cardinal pointed out that Mrs. Hillary Clinton was
present.

The Cardinal went on to explain to the congregation, "While Mrs. Clinton's presence
is probably an honor to some, the woman is not numbered among my personal
favorite personages. Some of her views are contrary to tenets of the Church, and
she tends to flip-flop on many other issues. Hillary Clinton is a petty, self-absorbed
hypocrite, a thumb sucker and a nit-wit. Hillary Clinton is also a serial liar, a cheat,
and a thief. I must say, Hillary Clinton is the worst example of a Christian I have
ever personally witnessed. She is a narcissist and is using her speaking ability to
lie to the American people. She also has a reputation for shirking her obligations,
both In Washington and everywhere. The women is simply not to be trusted."

The Cardinal concluded, "But, when compared with Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton is
a Saint."

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grin NCR ~ Friday Humor, June 10th...
Re: grin NCR ~ Friday Humor, June 10th...
Wow...! grin
FUNNY--BUT I HEARD IT
I just hope we have a record turnout.
rofl rofl rofl Missing from your photo...

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