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I had a bunch of American dollars I needed to exchange so I went to the
money exchange window at the local bank.

Short line, just one guy in front of me. He was an Asian guy who was trying
to exchange yen for dollars and he was a little agitated.

He asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday I get two hunat dolla fo yen -
today I get hunat eighty? Why it change?"

The teller explains, saying, "Fluctuations."

The Asian guy, even more agitated, rants: "Well, Fluc you white guys too!"
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