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Children's logic! Love it!
Logic! Children are quick and always speak their minds.

Teacher: How old is your father?
Kid: He is 6 years.
Teacher: What? How is this possible?
Kid: He became a father only when I was born.
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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
Maria: Here it is.
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell crocodile?
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
Teacher: No, that's wrong
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this child!)
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on My Dog is exactly
the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?
Clyde: No sir, It's the same dog.
(I want to adopt this kid!)
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on
talking when people are no longer interested?
Harold: A Teacher
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And one more...Mama taught her well! You've got to love
this little girl. What a woman she'll make.

A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life?"

A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said,
"All I want out of life is four little animals, just like my Mom
always says."

The teacher asked, "Really and what four little animals would
that be?"

The little girl said, "A mink on my back, a jaguar in the garage,
a tiger in the bed and a jackass to pay for all of it."

The teacher had a coughing fit and had to leave the room.
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