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James Bond, a gentleman from across the pond, sent this one...

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at
the pearly gates.

"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "You must each
possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."

The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a
lighter. He flicked it on. "It's a candle," he said.

"You may pass through the pearly gates," Saint Peter said.

The Scotsman reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys.
He shook them and said, "They're bells."

Saint Peter said, "You may pass through the pearly gates."

The Irishman started searching desperately through his pockets and
finally pulled out a pair of women's undies.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And
just what do those symbolize?"

The Irishman replied, "These are Carols."

And thus the Christmas Season doth progress...
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