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The perspicacious Dragnet sent this one on the subject of ex-wives...

Tom finally decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend. One
evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning one of his hot rods
for an upcoming show.

His wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After a long
period of silence she finally speaks. "Honey, I've just been thinking,
now that we are married, maybe it's time you quit spending all your
time out here in the garage and you probably should just consider
selling all your cars along with your gun collection."

Tom gets this horrified look on his face.

She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"

"There for a minute you were starting to sound like my ex-wife."

"Ex wife!” she screams, "YOU NEVER TOLD ME THAT YOU WERE
MARRIED BEFORE!"

Tom's reply: "I wasn't."
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