I have a whole lot of stories from living in Florida, and they could have happened up north. But they didn't.

One of my favorites:

I was working at H&R Block and a woman wanted to have a tax return prepared. We required a picture ID. She didn't have an ID card, so she left.

An hour later she returned with her friend. Her friend thrust a cell phone into my face to show me the woman's picture ID: it was a link to the sheriff's department website depicting her mug shot.

We did not prepare her return.