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grin NCR ~ Wednesday Humor, September 23rd...

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The discerning and astute Revenoor, sent this one on high school
and how it was in 1957 and what's happening now...

By today's standards none of us were supposed to ever make it.

HIGH SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2015

Scenario 1:
Jack goes duck hunting before school and then pulls into the school
parking lot with his shotgun in his truck's gun rack.

1957 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to
his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.

2014 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to
jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for
traumatized students and teachers.

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Scenario 2:
Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.

1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands
and end up buddies.

2014 - Police called and SWAT team arrives -- they arrest both
Johnny and Mark. They are both charged with assault and both
expelled - even though Johnny started it.

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Scenario 3:
Jeffrey will not be still in class, he disrupts other students.

1957 - Jeffrey sent to the Principal's office and given a good
paddling by the Principal. He then returns to class, sits still and
does not disrupt class again.

2014 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. He becomes a zombie.
He is then tested for ADD. The family gets extra money (SSI) from
the government because Jeffrey has a disability.

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Scenario 4:
Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a
whipping with his belt.

1957 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to
college and becomes a successful businessman.

2014 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse, Billy is removed to foster
care and joins a gang. The state psychologist is told by Billy's sister
that she remembers being spanked herself, and their dad goes to prison.
Billy's mom has an affair with the psychologist.

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Scenario 5:
Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.

1957 - Mark shares his aspirin with the Principal out on the smoking dock.

2014 - The police are called and Mark is expelled from school for drug
violations. His car is then searched for drugs and weapons.

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Scenario 6:
Pedro fails high school English.

1957 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English and goes to college.

2014 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear
nationally, explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation
is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against the state school system and
Pedro's English teacher. English is then banned from core curriculum. Pedro
is given his diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because
he cannot speak English.

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Scenario 7:
Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the Fourth of July, puts them
in a model airplane paint bottle and blows up a red ant bed.

1957 - Ants die.

2014 - ATF, Homeland Security and the FBI are all called. Johnny is charged
with domestic terrorism. The FBI investigates his parents - and all siblings are
removed from their home and all computers are confiscated. Johnny's dad is
placed on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.

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Scenario 8:
Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found
crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.

1957 – In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.

2014- Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces
3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.

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This should be copied and posted everywhere to show how stupid we have become!
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grin NCR ~ Wednesday Humor, September 23rd...
Love it.....

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