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Ida & The Frog...

An older lady named Ida was somewhat lonely since her cat died
and decided she needed another pet to keep her company. So,
off to the pet shop she went.

She searched and searched. None of the pets seemed to catch
her interest, except this ugly frog. As she walked by the jar he
was in, she looked and he winked at her.

He whispered, "I'm lonely, too. Buy me and take me home. You
won't ever be sorry."

Ida figured, What the heck! She hadn't found Anything else. So
she bought the frog.

She placed Him in the car, on the front seat beside her. As she
was slowly driving down the road, the frog whispered to her,
"Kiss me and you won't be sorry."

So, Ida again figured, What the heck, and kissed the frog.

IMMEDIATELY the frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous, sexy,
young, handsome prince.

The prince then returned Ida's kiss. Suddenly Ida felt herself
transforming from his kiss.

Now, can you guess what Ida turned into?
Come on... Guess!
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She turned into the first Holiday Inn she could find!

She's old... NOT DEAD!

OLD LADIES ROCK... LAUGHTER DOES THE BODY GOOD...