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Another one from the files of Huck Finn, a truly perceptive gentleman
from the Upper Midwest. He calls this one a touching story...

None of his classmates liked him because of his stupidity and clumsiness,
especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him, "You're driving me
mad,Tyrone."

One day Tyrone's mom came to school to check on how he was doing.
The teacher told his mom honestly, that her son was simply a disaster,
getting very low marks, and that she had never had she seen such a
stupid boy in her entire teaching career.

The mom was shocked at the feedback and withdrew her son from the
school and moved out of Detroit, relocating to Cleveland.

25 years later, the teacher was diagnosed with an almost incurable cardiac
disease. All the doctors strongly advised her to have heart surgery, which
only one surgeon at the Cleveland Clinic could perform.

Left with no other options, the teacher decided to have the operation, which
was successful. When she opened her eyes after the surgery she saw a
handsome young doctor smiling down at her.

She wanted to thank him, but could not talk. Her face started to turn blue,
she raised her hand, trying to tell him something but quickly died. The
doctor was shocked, wondering what went wrong so suddenly.

Then he turned around and saw our friend Tyrone, a janitor in the Clinic,
who had unplugged the life-support equipment in order to connect his
vacuum cleaner.

What? Don't tell me you thought Tyrone became a heart-surgeon.
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