This chap brings his best friend from the golf club home unannounced for dinner at 6:30 after golf.

His wife screams her head off while his friend sits open mouthed and listens to the tirade.

"My damn hair & makeup are not done, the house is a bloody mess, the dishes aren't done.

Can't you see I'm still in my pyjamas and I'm telling you now I can't be bothered cooking tonight.

Why the hell did you bring him home unannounced, you're just a complete bloody idiot?"

"Because he's thinking of getting married......."