Under section 37B of the chip subscriber contract signed by you, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if - and you can read it for yourself in your photostatic copy - "I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained," et cetera, et cetera... "Fax mentis, incendium gloria cultum," et cetera, et cetera... Memo bis punitor delicatum! It's all there! Black and white, clear as crystal! You are required to choose ONE, and ONLY one, so you get... NOTHING!!! You lose! GOOD DAY, SIR!