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Keystone, one who lives way out on the Left Coast, sent this one about lawyers...

A very successful attorney parked his brand new Porsche 911 Turbo in front of
his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues.

As he was getting out, a truck came barreling down the road, drifted right and
completely tore off the driver's door. Fortunately, a cop was close enough to see
the accident and pulled up right behind the now door-less Porsche with his lights
flashing.

Before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the attorney started screaming
hysterically about how his precious Porsche, which he had just purchased the day
before, was completely ruined and no matter how any car body shop tried to make
it new again, would never be the same.

After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in disbelief,
"I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said, "you are so focused on your
possessions that you neglect the most important things in life."

"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.

The cop replied, "Don't you even realize that your left arm is missing? It was severed
when the truck hit you!”

"OH, MY GOD!" screamed the lawyer, "My Rolex is gone!
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