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Abie, a somewhat shy and retiring gentleman who lives a bit
southwest, sent this about a quickie...

A Quickie in the Bushes

There are two statues in a park; one of an unclad man and one
of an unclad woman.

(In other words, they had no clothes on, but I couldn't get past
the naughty word filter.)

They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred
years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with
a single gesture, brings the two to life.

The angel tells them, "As a reward for being so patient through a
hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given
life for thirty minutes to do whatever you've wished to do the most."

He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the
shrubbery.

The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues.

After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing.

The angel tells them, "Um, you have fifteen minutes left, would you
care to do it again?"

He asks her, "Shall we?"

She eagerly replies, "Oh, yes, let's! But let's change positions. This
time, I'll hold the pigeon down and you poop on its head."

——AND YOU WERE THINKING?
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