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The Revenoor, a most discerning and astute gentleman for out west,
sent this oldie...

Today's word is: Fluctuations

(I will never hear or see this word again without thinking of this joke.)

I was at my bank today; there was a short line. There was just one
lady in front of me - an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen
for dollars.

It was obvious she was a little irritated...

She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla
for yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?"

The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations."

As she walks away, the Asian lady turns and says, "Fluc you Melicans too!"

(I know you're laughing...)
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