Lori - "The tickets seemed very cheap, are you sure they are ok seats"

Me - "We don't have seats, we are standing"

Lori - "WHAT DO YOU MEAN we are standing, we won't see a thing!"

Me - "This is the Roundhouse, not Wembley Stadium, 500 people, not 100,000. Standing means 10 foot from the stage. People kill for standing tickets "
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