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Both Abie and Huck Finn sent this one about a marital misunderstanding...

How men and women record things in their diaries...

Wife's Diary
Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to
meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all
day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but
he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested
that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't
say much.

I asked him what was wrong; He said, Nothing.; I asked him if it was
my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing
to do with me, and not to worry about it. On the way home, I told him
that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his
behavior. I don't know why he didn't say, I love you, too.

When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted
nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched
television. He continued to seem distant and absent. Finally, with silence
all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to
bed. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were really
somewhere else. He fell asleep; I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost
sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.

Husband's Diary
A two-foot putt... who the hell misses a two-foot putt?
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