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The Revenoor, a most discerning and astute gentleman from out west,
sent this one...

For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.

One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant.

Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he said he would pay her
a large sum of money if she would go to Italy and secretly have the child.

If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support
until the child turned 18.

She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born?

To keep it discreet, he told her to simply mail him a postcard and write the
word Spaghetti on the back. He would then arrange for the child support
payments to begin.

One day, after 9 months had passed, he came home to his confused wife.

"Honey," she said, "you received a very strange postcard in the mail today."

"Oh really? Give it to me and maybe I can figure it out later," he said.

She watched and as her husband read the postcard, he turned deathly white
and fainted.

On the postcard was written:

Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.
Three with meatballs, two without.
Send extra sauce.
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