1. Book a room HIGH on the ship. (Sewage runs downhill.)
2. Bring extra garbage bags & toilet paper. (or a Colostomy bag)
3. Stay off the Poop Deck!
4. Take you own life raft.
5. Have a Will.
6. Remember, the Bath Robes are Free.
7. On your return, get a lawyer that is as slimey as the ship!
8. Above all...... HAVE FUN & Get LOTS of Chips!!!