I'd join y'all but my porch broke and killed three of my favorite huntin dawgs. I'm pretty sad. What say I run over to the other hollar and grab a jug of shine? That would fix things.

This guy Fong 100 sounds slipperyer than greased deer guts on a door knob.

First thars 10 of tham things for $150, now thars only one for $5000. I know my math and cyphering ain't that good, but someone seems to be joshin' me.