I want to cash the N. Korean currency at our local bank and see if I get thrown in prison as a spy.
(of course your name will be mentioned if torture is even slightly involved)

I want to use the N. Korean currency to impress a N. Korean girl I met recently. If I get thrown in prison I will still mention your name if torture is involved.

It'll cost an arm & a leg to ship here! (about $1.25 US)