That tops 'em all. FUNNY...

BTW... nothing can be more rural than LOXAHATCHEE 33470... where we're on US-441 at the gateway to the Glades and Big Sugar and 40 cultivar of oranges unknown to the outside world and where it's commonplace for crickets and honeybee crates piled up on the counter waiting for pickup. We're 2-ft below sealevel and a morning mist floods the place...

Even though we're a rural post office (box rates are very low), we have our own Postmaster... unlike many other post offices in the county.